Because almost every day, I have some idea that will take a WEEK to implement, or flesh out, or make understandable to others. Some days (like today) I can’t even finish writing an idea DOWN, before an equally good (and equally compelling) idea arises.
This makes my hands hurt. Particularly since when I’m not writing, I’m gesturing wildly at no one in particular.
You know the “oracle” people, in the special bathtubs in Minority Report They just lay there saying odd things, and there’s this special team, with Jet Packs, no less, that runs out and just DEALS WITH IT.
Sweet job! (As long as I get to come out of the tub now and then.)
I miss having Minions. Working at MIT, I was one of the few people who seemed to truly grasp the potential in having the really high-end minions. My minions kicked ass.
Minions, I salute you, wherever you may be!